I do not have any children, and I do not desire to have any children. To enable this decision, I've been
taking a birth control pill every day for 21 years. My husband is now (god bless him) taking the step to, ahem,
eliminate the chances of getting me pregnant. So I took my very last pill this month.
The punchline: the first day I did not take the pill was Mother's Day.

I started a painting of a swimming pool.