Howard Stern and his minions have committed very real deeds of super-villainry:

(1) Ruined reputations of every human guest and profaned every subject they got their hands on;
(2) Grossly abused First Amendment in use of media;
(3) Become corrupt with irresponsibility as well as power;
(4) Polluted minds with media toxins:
(5) Made lethal examples for real life and prompted tragedies in unlucky individuals' lives.

These people have blighted the past, are still polluting the present, and no doubt will waste the future. Unsuspecting innocents must be warned accordingly.

Whether the average fictional superhero focuses on crime-fighting, rescue missions, or acts of goodwill, part of the time he/she invests is in alerting the public of imminent trouble. Though Underdog is fictional, I, playing his part, am on a very real goodwill/rescue mission to warn you, the reader, of past disasters and present need for future precaution and passive resistance!

Though Howard Stern's TV show was discontinued after the summer of '92, it was nevertheless dangerous while it lasted, since one did not have to go to an adult-entertainment facility, rent a film, or even pay for a cable installment; the program was on free TV and could get into any household just by tuning to the right station!

Also, Stern is still active on radio; millions of people take radios to school or work -- during the morning peak hour, right when he is on the air! If your area has a radio station which airs his program,

(1) find out which station;
(2) what time Stern airs; and
(3) DO NOT TUNE INTO HIM AT THAT TIME!!!

He and his "products" are as deadly as illegal drugs, and MUST BE SHUNNED!! He has been warned repeatedly by the F.C.C. to amend or stop, and has also been deservedly saddled with legal cases and fines, but will not repent. He must he "starved out of business" via insufficient patronage!

From the very first, I have been plagued by Stern-oriented acknowledgements at every one of my performances, regardless of how I performed or dressed; and even when I've been in street clothes, going to work, worship, or the grocer.

My first Stern appearance was February of '92; next month, when I was to be in a couple of St. Patrick's parades, and even though I was in Irish costume, I was greeted altogether inappropriately. At present, I have made about thirty appearances other than Underdog, but would be acknowledged the wrong way no matter what!

It was distressing in itself to be greeted this way by thousands, even millions of people, indicating how so many tuned in to Howard's profligacy in the first place!

The acknowledgments proved to be several standard intimidating phrases:

(1) "lt's the Underdog Lady/Underdog Woman"
(2) "I saw you on the Howard Stern show"
(3) "You were on the Howard Stern show"
(4) "It's that woman from the Howard Stern show"
(5) "Howard Stern loves you"

I especially hated the first one, since Howard himself invented it. I had already been performing Underdog publicly for years and was known in some localities for it. Now, numberless people were imitating Howard's example, even where I was already known!

ANYONE WHO CALLS ME "UNDERDOG LADY" OR "UNDERDOG WOMAN" GIVES HIMSELF AWAY AS HAVING LEARNED THE TERM FROM HOWARD STERN.

To be greeted with the fourth one meant that the person thought I was one of Stern's assistants. And the fifth was a big lie; Howard had proven himself to show no respect for anything or anyone.

TO BE GREETED BY THESE PHRASES HAS BEEN A CONSTANT THORN IN MY SIDE BECAUSE STERN WAS A VULGAR MAN. IF HE AND HIS M.O. HAD BEEN CLEAN AND DECENT, LIKE ED SULLIVAN'S, I WOULD HAVE BEEN PERFECTLY HAPPY AND HAD BETTER SUCCESS.

It was especially alarming when young people -- sometimes only 6 to 8, and mostly 10 to 18 -- used any of the first three. I said before how children never mentioned Nickelodeon to me as the perpetuator of Underdog.

I found how many adults were unaware, until I told them, of the Nickelodeon revival. Even some mischievous children were unaware. Some adults told me they had watched Underdog as children, but not before first mentioning Howard Stern!

WHENEVER I WAS IN PUBLIC, THE OTHER PERSON, NOT I, WOULD RAISE THE SUBJECT OF HOWARD STERN.

People did this far too often, as though that was the only important info on me. If told them to stop, they persisted.

When the news of the TV show's cancellation broke. I was overjoyed; people now ought to stop deriding me. But, no. I was still wrongly thought of as a Howard Stern by-product and, therefore, an impurity. Worst: if I had in any way precipitated the show's downfall, I received no credit, commendation, testimonial, or official acknowledgement of any kind. A few scattered people who said they wrote letters of complaint probably never had them read by Stern himself. When that unfaithful club gave me the axe, I sent a copy of their letter to Stern and his conspirators at the TV station. But they expressed only a flippant regret. Stern himself remained aloof. Never had there been evidence of picket lines, riots, or letters to the editor against Stern's deeds. I have only evidence of action against me, not for me, in standing up to him.

 

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